Well, seeing all the mary sues wandering about beating on our good ol' Sorting Hat (god knows he must be losing it to actually respond to a Sue digging her heel into his, erm, skull), I figured he needed some Sue lovin'. So, I present to you Sortina, the new transfer sorting hat- she's goth on Wednesdays.
I still laugh about this. STILL. On my deathbed I'll be rolling back and forth muttering, "curves in all the right places. CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES!!"