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Sorting Hat-Sortina OTP by shoomlah Sorting Hat-Sortina OTP by shoomlah
Well, seeing all the mary sues wandering about beating on our good ol' Sorting Hat (god knows he must be losing it to actually respond to a Sue digging her heel into his, erm, skull), I figured he needed some Sue lovin'. So, I present to you Sortina, the new transfer sorting hat- she's goth on Wednesdays.

-C
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:iconshyfoxling:
shyfoxling Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
lol!
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:iconlaughingmuffin:
LaughingMuffin Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
#shipithard
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:iconoddball99:
Oddball99 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
This is should have happened in the books or the films ... I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO COOL!!! 
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:iconprincessqueen123:
PrincessQueen123 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student Artist
Sortina Hat was just a FUCKING MARY SUE!
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:iconrubinenauge:
rubinenauge Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
so epic!! i really can't stop laughing about this :D
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:iconanonymouswriter228:
AnonymousWriter228 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
But I ship The Sorting Hat and Fudges bowler hat
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Professional General Artist
I still laugh about this. STILL. On my deathbed I'll be rolling back and forth muttering, "curves in all the right places. CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES!!"
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:icongentlemanbee:
GentlemanBee Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Huh, must be the hat from Fluer's school.
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:iconawesomepinata:
awesomepinata Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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:iconderri:
Derri Featured By Owner May 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Holy f...that's hilarious.
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:icondotheumbridgesmash:
DotheUMBRIDGESMASH Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!!!! fave!
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:iconromanydoloresflint:
RomanyDoloresFlint Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012
Made me laugh. I love the "she's goth on wednesdays" XD
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:iconnotacrapwasgiven:
NotACrapWasGiven Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
Does she sort for Suewarts?
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:iconihavenoidea8:
IHaveNoIdea8 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
But everyone knows the Sorting Hat is meant for the Scarf of Sexual Preference! xD
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:iconkyajaganshi:
KyaJaganshi Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
YES! I was so hoping someone would say that! Though, with him being in a relationship with someone who sorts sexual preference, one would think they'd probably be swingers... So, it's probably just a good time for them ;)
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IHaveNoIdea8 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha! I never thought about it that way!
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:icondotheumbridgesmash:
DotheUMBRIDGESMASH Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012
He's cheating! They already got hitched!
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:iconbreakthechainstoday:
Breakthechainstoday Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011
oh dumbledear!
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:iconlootushka:
Lootushka Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
So she's goffic on Wednesdays... Hanging around with Enoby then? :laughing:
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:icontito-mosquito:
Tito-Mosquito Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Reminds me of that Disney Make Mine Music short "Johnny Fedora and Alice Bluebonnet".
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:iconxsti0:
xSti0 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011
Hahahah, awesome :XD:
Sortina <3
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:iconnoapotter:
noapotter Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Sortina!! LOL XD Love it <33
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:iconbaffledbits:
baffledBITS Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Student General Artist
x'D

Greatest. Sue. EVER.
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:iconlost-in-hogwarts:
Lost-in-Hogwarts Featured By Owner May 18, 2011  Student General Artist
Hahahaha!!! :lmao:
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:icontharal2814:
tharal2814 Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
But... Scarfy is Sorting Hat one true love!
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:iconthesimpsonsfangirl:
TheSimpsonsFanGirl Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2011  Student General Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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:iconsakurarmarie:
Sakurarmarie Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011   Digital Artist
She's goth on wednesdays!! LOL XD
I wanna see goth Sortina!~~
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:iconstrypes:
Strypes Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2011  Student Writer
lol, Sorting Hat needs love too
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:iconkendrakaykaykreate:
KendraKayKayKreate Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011
for a sue.....this is surprisingly original :XD:
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:iconalba-cullen-granger:
Alba-Cullen-Granger Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011  Student Artist
Really cute and fun . It's a wonderful idea . Thanks to you ,we can fight against Mary Sue.
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:iconfishbay:
Fishbay Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011
great!
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:icondarrenshan-fan:
darrenshan-fan Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Scarfy won't be pleased about this :(
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:icondaboredghurl:
daboredghurl Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2010  Student Writer
The sorting hat belongs to scarfy
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:iconumbrasword:
umbrasword Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2009
Mary Sues BEAT UP ON THE SORTING HAT???

*crais*

LOL Mary Sues make me giggle.

That hat is SEXAY. ^_____^
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:iconbat-snake:
Bat-Snake Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
'Course, she wouldn't go for him 'cause he's all wrinkly and icky.
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Queenie7 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2009  Student Writer
cute
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:icondiaktoros:
Diaktoros Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2009   Traditional Artist
BUTTERSCOTCHY CRACK OF THE PUREST VARIETY. THAT IS WHAT THIS IS, MADAM.

You win everything ever.
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:icongizbear:
gizbear Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009  Student Writer
that is freaking amazing. i loe it. :XD:
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:iconhieis-dragon:
Hieis-Dragon Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2008
lololol...:3
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:iconamyln:
Amyln Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2008
She's goth on Wednesdays...

That's a bit scary cuz during meh semesters I go to Goth Night with my friends...on Wednesdays....

omgurpsychic!!!1one!!!
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:iconmentalguru:
mentalguru Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2008
Even magical objects need love *nods sagely*
...
Wait, What?

Great picture!
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:iconshopoholic120:
shopoholic120 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2008
thats hilarious... i love it :thumb7262475:
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:iconmoshimoshi67:
MoshiMoshi67 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2008
aww cute
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:iconelyanna-night:
Elyanna-Night Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2008
Oh my god, you are Awesome!!!! You're artwork rox and your humor is sick! i freaking love this pic! LOL!!!
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:iconauthorgirl86:
AuthorGirl86 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2008
*dies*

So. Much. Love. :D
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:iconfynewyne:
fynewyne Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2008
LOVE.
That is all.
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:iconfrikyu:
frikyu Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2007
I was also thinking the old sorting hat needed to be replaced by a prettier female one, but this is better laughs!
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:iconanalyze-it:
analyze-it Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2007
if you looked up "clever" in the dictionary...this would be here. the greatest mary sue ever to be created, SORTINA!
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:iconichigo-misa:
Ichigo-Misa Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2007   Photographer
I love this, just love it! I couldn't help but grin when I saw this, it's adorable!
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